Smokey’s Official Position on Rain Delays
A Statement from the Office of Cottage Affairs After several days of careful observation, extensive napping, and rigorous chair testing, Smokey Moonbeam has released his official findings regarding the ongoing rainy weather at Moonbeam Cottage. The report was delivered at approximately 2:17 p.m. Or possibly 4:43 p.m. The exact time remains unclear because the author…
