The official, mildly judgmental perspectives of the cottage cat on deadlines, meetings, and productivity culture.
A Statement from the Office of Cottage Affairs After several days of careful observation, extensive napping, and rigorous chair testing, Smokey Moonbeam has released his official findings regarding the ongoing rainy weather at Moonbeam Cottage. The report was delivered at approximately 2:17 p.m. Or possibly 4:43 p.m. The exact time remains unclear because the author…
By Smokey Moonbeam, Professional Cat and Occasional Consultant Good evening. As the only truly reasonable resident of Moonbeam Cottage, I feel obligated to address a growing problem. Tea should be consumed while warm. Specifically: Staying outside past bedtime because of fireflies. As many of you may know, the fireflies returned this week. This development has…
A statement from Smokey. I have observed humans for many years. Possibly too many. One thing continues to puzzle me. You appear to believe that your worth is somehow connected to how busy you are. This seems exhausting. Consider the following: I have accomplished very little today. And yet I remain magnificent. The birds were…
