On the Proper Storage of Blankets
When Maeve places a blanket on the reading chair, Smokey considers it properly stored only after he settles on it. Her later request to use it is denied.
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Smokey’s Official Policy on Crickets Indoors
A cricket has breached the cottage perimeter, and Smokey is on the case. Despite Maeve’s interference, the investigation remains ongoing.
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Smokey’s Official Position on Open Windows
Smokey has determined that open windows offer essential bird surveillance, interesting smells, sunlight, and local intelligence. Rain is, in his view, an unacceptable flaw in the arrangement.
